VGG | The Theo Report Archive

Whether you're stuck in the past or criminally bored, we know you'll extract a tiny sliver of pleasure from perusing the archives of The Theo Report, our kinda-monthly email newsletter. And maybe, just maybe, you'll be inspired enough to sign yerself up for it.

And hey, remember that these were designed to be read in email, so their Webbiness is far from ideal. Oh, and click at your own risk — there's bound to be some old, long-dead URLs in there. (But that just makes it all the more exciting, right? Right?)

12/10/98 Issue One: An introduction of sorts.	01/20/99 Issue Two: Please welcome Kremlin Fried Chicken.
02/23/99 Issue Three: VGGs to be Stinkin'.	03/19/99 Issue Four: Galen am back.
05/22/99 Issue Five: Food on the Grill arrives, Charles' appendix leaves.	06/20/99 Issue Six: The Treasure Hunt that no one is participating in takes a bow.
07/20/99 Issue Seven: Ask the Big B...well, ask SOMEBODY, premieres.	08/20/99 Issue Eight: The Dr. Soda site brings drinkable enlightenment to the Web.
09/20/99 Issue Nine: Pixel 3000 makes a grand entrance.	10/11/99 Issue Nine-Point-Five: Extra, extra — we got a favorable review!
10/21/99 Issue Ten: Shiny new VGG MP3s are here.	11/22/99 Issue Eleven (are you sensing a pattern?): VGG.com named one of the top three humor sites! Aerial porcines reported!
12/20/99 Issue Twelve: The Kwanzannukahmas issue.	01/14/1900 Issue Thirteen: The "goddamn this Y2K thing" issue.
02/09/00 Issue Fourteen: VGGs try to have cake and name it, too.	03/10/00 Issue Fifteen: A Very Special Theo Report — "Are You Being Probed" continues.
04/20/00 Issue Sixteen: We try to get a Webby. Oh well.	05/18/00 Issue Seventeen: The Furniture Porn documentary goes live.
07/03/00 Issue Eighteen: VGGs win the first Hollywood Ha Ha Fest! A Mr. Satan complains about the cold!	08/08/00 Issue Nineteen: We get a cease-and-desist order! Finally!
09/11/00 Issue Twentyteen: Duhcision 2000 and 1-900-HOT PREZ arrive.