THE THEO REPORT
"Your source for news about
the Van Gogh-Goghs and
other trifling affairs."
Vol. 2, Issue 8............08/20/99
In this (unusually short) issue:
*Van Gogh-Goghs perform new show in Sept. and Oct.
*Get online guidance
*Web site news
*Win a t-shirt
*Most importantly of all: how to stop getting this
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Read it, enjoy it, pass it along to your pals and
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VAN GOGH-GOGHS PERFORM NEW SHOW IN SEPT. AND OCT.
We're taking the first part of September off so that we can polish up our next
This one promises to be good. Not only will it include a bunch of great new
it will be at Masquer's Cabaret, a very hep and happening restaurant/club.
We'll have more details in the next Theo Report, but for now, here's what you
need to know:
* SATURDAY, SEPT. 25, OCT. 2, and OCT. 9
PLACE: Masquers Cabaret and Dinner Theater, 8334 W.
Third St., West Hollywood
TIME: 7:30 p.m. (curtain at 8 p.m.)
PARKING: Valet and some on-street
You can get directions to the shows at
GET ONLINE GUIDANCE
We've been getting a whole buncha visitors to the Ask the Big Boy page. If you
haven't seeked (seeken? sooked?) his guidance yet, check our mystical guy at:
WEB SITE NEWS
Our grand new plan of updating the site once a week with new fun stuff is still
Who woulda thought we had the intestinal fortitude? Not us, that's for sure.
The new stuff includes:
* Dr. Sodas Guide <http://www.vgg.com/drsodas/index.html>:
A roadmap to the wonderful,
mystical, usually drinkable world of Dr. Pepper clones.
* The Smart Ladder <http://www.vgg.com/ladder.html>
lives! That's right, after more than a
year of non-updating, we're now keeping track of just how smart the Van Gogh-Goghs
are. Check it out, and make all the grief Alan gets from the other VGGs worth
* New Prove Us Wrong <http://www.vgg.com/uswrong.html>:
The Van Gogh-Goghs believe
that an insincere laugh is just as good as a sincere laugh. And, based on what
we've heard from
others, you agree. Can you prove us wrong?
* The long-delayed (but worth it) Desert Scavenger Hunt
is up! You can win a t-shirt, fun crap, and FREE
passes to EVERY Van Gogh-Gogh show! So fire up them brains and start looking.
So, uh, last month nobody was able to guess the answer to our trivia question.
That question again
(for those of you who want to claim you knew all along) was: Who was Frank Bumstead.
answer, of course, is that it was the name of William Hurt's character in the
Sutherland flick "Dark City." Duh!
So this time, we'll make it a little easier. All you have to do is be the first
person who can tell us
how Lionel Simca spells "memorabilia." When you know it, email the answer, your
name and mailing
address, and shirt size to <firstname.lastname@example.org>. Carry on, wayward sons and
OK, WE'RE DONE
We're tired of writing. Why don't you do a little? Email your comments to email@example.com.
See you next month.