THE THEO REPORT
"Your source for news about
the Van Gogh-Goghs and
other trifling affairs."
Vol. 2, Issue 6............06/20/99
In this issue:
*Van Gogh-Goghs premiere "Scuttlebutt!" on June 26
*VGGs provide halftime laffs on June 24
*We try to make Mitzi Shore smile on June 28
*VGG-style standup on July 1
*Pick-a-Pic contest ends July 1!
*Web site news
*Treasure Hunt unveiled
*Most importantly of all: how to unsubscribe
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VAN GOGH-GOGHS PREMIERE "SCUTTLEBUTT!" ON JUNE 26
VGGS PROVIDE HALFTIME LAFFS ON JUNE 24
Here's the info you need:
* THURSDAY, JUNE 24
PLACE: Ha Ha Cafe, 5010 Lankershim, North Hollywood
TIME: 8-10 p.m.
PRICE: in advance, at the door
PARKING: Free and on-street
ADVANCE TICKETS: (818) 508-4995
You can get directions to the show at
VGG-STYLE STANDUP COMEDY ON JULY 1
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when we told you about this whole Uncle Clyde's Comedy Hoo-Hah and Whatzit? Well, along with our June 24 show, we
Our own Jason Torchinsky will be competing against a bunch of
So come on out and see VGG-style standup at:
PLACE: Aaah! Capella, 5907 Lankershim, North Hollywood
TIME: 8 p.m.
For directions, head over to
<http://www.vgg.com/directions.html> and scroll on
PICK-A-PIC CONTEST ENDS JULY 1
While Jason is going head-to-head
As an added bonus, we're gonna put all the voters'
names in a hat and give away a VGG PrizePak(tm) to some
lucky netizen. We're talkin' a tee shirt, CD, video,
stickers, and a fun surprise. Trust us, you want one.
To vote, go to <http://www.vgg.com/pickapic.html>,
check out the candidates, choose your three faves,
enter your email address (so we can contact you if you
win), and click "Vote!" Your picks will fly over the
sub-ether cyberlines to VoteBot 9000, our electro-matic
Vote early, vote often.
VGGS NOW SIX MEN, FIVE APPENDICES
In case you couldn't figure it out, Charles had his
appendix taken out a couple of weeks ago. He's resting
comfortably and will probably be highly irritated when
he reads this.
WEB SITE NEWS
It's been a big month for the site. From June 7-13, we were the top link on <http://www.humor.com/>, an online comedy directory. They said we had "lots of goofy crap."
TREASURE HUNT COMING SOON
Keep your eyes on <http://www.vgg.com> for news of
the Van Gogh-Goghs fantabulous desert treasure hunt!
We've hidden cool stuff somewhere in the American
Southwest. Find it, and you'll win free admission
to VGG shows for life! More info soon....
DARN, THAT'S THE END
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