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THE THEO REPORT
"Your source for news about
the Van Gogh-Goghs and
other trifling affairs."
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Vol. 2, Issue 6............06/20/99
In this issue:
*Van Gogh-Goghs premiere "Scuttlebutt!" on June 26
*VGGs provide halftime laffs on June 24
*We try to make Mitzi Shore smile on June 28
*VGG-style standup on July 1
*Pick-a-Pic contest ends July 1!
*Web site news
*Treasure Hunt unveiled
*Most importantly of all: how to unsubscribe
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IS THIS SPAM I SEE BEFORE ME?
Not really. It's more like a newsletter from a sketch
comedy group. Specifically, a sketch comedy group
called the Van Gogh-Goghs. Feel free to pass it along
to your pals and encourage them to sign up themselves
at <http://www.vgg.com/bookindex.html>.
Unsubscribing instructions are at the bottom of this
message.
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VAN GOGH-GOGHS PREMIERE "SCUTTLEBUTT!" ON JUNE 26
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VGGS PROVIDE HALFTIME LAFFS ON JUNE 24
Here's the info you need:
* THURSDAY, JUNE 24
PLACE: Ha Ha Cafe, 5010 Lankershim, North Hollywood
TIME: 8-10 p.m.
PRICE: in advance, at the door
PARKING: Free and on-street
ADVANCE TICKETS: (818) 508-4995
You can get directions to the show at
<http://www.vgg.com/directions.html>.
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VGG-STYLE STANDUP COMEDY ON JULY 1
Remember a couple of paragraphs back when we told you about this whole Uncle Clyde's Comedy Hoo-Hah and Whatzit? Well, along with our June 24 show, we
Our own Jason Torchinsky will be competing against a bunch of
So come on out and see VGG-style standup at:
PLACE: Aaah! Capella, 5907 Lankershim, North Hollywood
TIME: 8 p.m.
PRICE:
PARKING: Free
For directions, head over to
<http://www.vgg.com/directions.html> and scroll on
down.
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PICK-A-PIC CONTEST ENDS JULY 1
While Jason is going head-to-head
As an added bonus, we're gonna put all the voters'
names in a hat and give away a VGG PrizePak(tm) to some
lucky netizen. We're talkin' a tee shirt, CD, video,
stickers, and a fun surprise. Trust us, you want one.
To vote, go to <http://www.vgg.com/pickapic.html>,
check out the candidates, choose your three faves,
enter your email address (so we can contact you if you
win), and click "Vote!" Your picks will fly over the
sub-ether cyberlines to VoteBot 9000, our electro-matic
vote-countin' robot.
Vote early, vote often.
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VGGS NOW SIX MEN, FIVE APPENDICES
In case you couldn't figure it out, Charles had his
appendix taken out a couple of weeks ago. He's resting
comfortably and will probably be highly irritated when
he reads this.
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WEB SITE NEWS
It's been a big month for the site. From June 7-13, we were the top link on <http://www.humor.com/>, an online comedy directory. They said we had "lots of goofy crap."
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TREASURE HUNT COMING SOON
Keep your eyes on <http://www.vgg.com> for news of
the Van Gogh-Goghs fantabulous desert treasure hunt!
We've hidden cool stuff somewhere in the American
Southwest. Find it, and you'll win free admission
to VGG shows for life! More info soon....
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DARN, THAT'S THE END
Holy shmoley, you read this far? You must really like
us. Tell us how much at thevggs@vgg.com. See you next
month.
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