The Van Gogh-Goghs Comedy Collective

Behold... from the Ghost of Easters Past... The Decoregger!

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Because if there's one thing Jesus understands, it's how hard it is to get out of bed on the Sunday after Good Friday. Am I right, people? Go ahead, sleep in. How much different does the sun look at 6am than 10am? Besides, it's Easter it's not like there are gonna be presents or anything. Maybe some candy and eggs, but nothing cool like a racing set or a Barbie.

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In celebration of the birth of our Lord, Santa Christ, we share with you the spirit of the season! HA HA! Now we don't have to get you a real present! Chump! Hey, it was either this or macrame. You're lucky you're not getting an ashtray made out of Play-Doh, like Mom. Enjoy with our compliments-
Love,
The Van Gogh-Goghs

Double-Ho-Seven

Feelin' Scrooge-y? Den fizzuck dat Chriznismas Schnizzle and get your Grinch on: How to Ruin Christmas!

Tis the season! For cheap nostalgia of Christmases past! Our Most Memorable Presents!

Bring on the booze! Ah, sweet delicious booze... What better way to consume it than by playing our Holiday TV Specials Drinking Games!

Want to see Santa on Christmas morning? Leave him a batch of our special Santa Claus Knockout Cookies!

Not sure if you're getting coal or presents this year? Sounds like you better take our Naughty or Nice Quiz!

Crashing the TV

How to Prevent a Santa Invasion

Jason's Christmas Memories He Never Really Had

What Christmas Means to Mythical Creatures

Santa's Land!

The Twelve Stores of Christmas

Van Gogh-Goghs in Secret Santa Fraud Scandal

Van Gogh-Goghs to Participate in Ritualized Capitalist Excess

Holiday Season Marketing Effort

Winter Holidays Announce Three-Way Strategic Merger

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The Van Gogh-Goghs are tired of hearing about how horribly wrong your holiday dinner went with your family and friends. Judas Priest, people! How hard is it to sit down for an hour or three and eat and act like civilized doofi? We here at the Van Gogh-Gogh Institute of Having a Dignified Meal Once a Year want to show you all how proper people enjoy a holiday feast. Watch and learn!

Additional Thanksgiving Day links:

What Thanksgiving means to Mythical Creatures
The Story of the Real First Thanksgiving
How to Win the Wishbone Pull
Quiz: Tron or the 1st Thanksgiving?
Thanksgiving Day Costumes
20 Thanksgiving Myths
Thanksgiving Day Conversation Stoppers
Thanksgiving Day Eating Games
The Hand Thanksgiving
Ham-Bone Pie
Turn Your Head and Cough #13: Thanksgiving
How to Win the Thanksgiving Day Food Fight



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Posted by Theo at 09:21 PM | Permalink | Comments (0)

It's time again for the world's greatest celebration of freeloading and panhandling -- Halloween. This is a special time of the year when kids of all walks of life -- not just poor kids -- can unashamedly knock on neighbors' doors and beg for food.

But Halloween isn't just for kids. Adults experience the joy of giving. Grown-ups can feel good about themselves, knowing that at least one of the kids who stopped by trick or treating was probably poverty stricken and those two miniature tootsie rolls are more than enough to make up for looking the other way while we pass the soup kitchen on the way to work.

This holiday season, VGG.COM proudly presents our tribute to Halloween

First off, take a look at what you will need to make your Haunted House Complete.

Need a few ideas for that pumpkin carving contest check out these scary and sick Jack O' Lantern Designs.

If you want to collect your fair share of pity candy this Halloween, you might want to consider these tips for Pity Candy Costumes.

If all that were not enough to keep an ample amount of chili in your trousers this Halloween then read the Van Gogh-Goghs' Find and Replace Classic: The Raven.

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Hey we got you a Christmas present! Open it! Open it! That's right! Used men's underwear! The tight, white kind! Perfect for everbody! You don't have a problem with used clothing do you? Aw c'mon! Greenpeace and all that crap! Save the planet! Save the whales! Save me some money!

Alright fine, you ungrateful Nimrod. Here: Christmas comedy! And here's some more, even:
Home Made Gifts
A Holiday Tale
Van Gogh-Goghs to Participate in Ritualized Capitalist Excess
Winter Holidays Announce Three-Way Strategic Merger
Holiday Season Marketing Effort

I hope you choke on it.

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To celebrate the anniversary of our Lord and savior (President William Howard Taft) being nailed to a pumpkin, and then rising again three days later as a scary, scary ghost demanding candy, The Van Gogh-Goghs present our collection of Halloween comedy!

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It's Halloween time again, when Black Santa hitches up his eight tiny daemons to his sleigh and brings candy and terror to all the good and terrified kids. Then he chugs the glass of blood you left for him and makes his way back to his Dark Castle in Romania. Good times!

And, no Halloween is complete without some ritualistic pumpkin-multilation, so why not use these Classic Van Gogh-Gogh Pumpkin Carving tips?

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