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Whole Lotta Xrazy X-mas LinX!

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In celebration of the birth of our Lord, Santa Christ, we share with you the spirit of the season! HA HA! Now we don't have to get you a real present! Chump! Hey, it was either this or macrame. You're lucky you're not getting an ashtray made out of Play-Doh, like Mom. Enjoy with our compliments-
The Van Gogh-Goghs

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