How to Suck at Basketball
by Charles Rempel
I'm pretty good at playing basketball. It helps being tall, sure, but I also
have some athletic ability and an idea of how to play the game. That being said, there are times when I want to play basketball but not at the most competitive pace, which seems to be the rage with all the kids nowadays.
Well, I have a system that I use to play basketball without having to be
over-competitve, and now I'm offering my system to you. May I present "How to
Suck at Basketball." If you follow this system in either Athletic or Spaz mode, you'll enjoy the game more than ever. Click on one of the choices below to take your first (sucky) step toward playing poorly!