You may have the skills now to suck at basketball, but do you have the right
attitude? May sure you follow the correct etiquette.
You are rarely at fault. Make that your mantra. You are rarely at fault. Glare at your teammates when you don't catch a pass, or the person you're guarding scores. Call every foul. Especially charging. Always grab the basketball when there is a dispute on the court. Remember, and I can't stress this enough: you are rarely at fault.
You don't care. In your head, you're thinking more about the Cartoon Network
than the game at hand. Always keep a weird smile on your face, like you're
really enjoying playing the game. Nothing fazes you. Congratulate everybody
(teammate and opponent alike) for anything they do (good or bad).