Honestly, I'm kind of throwing this together in a bit of a hurry right now, so here's a bunch of barely-explained links to enjoy:

Panexa was originally written for Stay Free!, a wonderful zine edited by the great Carrie McLaren. Carrie and I are currently collaborating on a book, due out next year. Look for it!

This should clear up any questions about any "Jason Torchinsky"s you may hear about.

The Rocklopedia Fakebandica. By my pal and fellow VGGer T.Mike Childs. I did the illustrations and wrote bits here and there. Get a copy-- it's great!

Another fake product for Stay Free!

The Illegal Art show needed an end-user license agreement, so I wrote this one, in the pop-up window.

I go undercover and get severely creeped out by a Scientologist.

I attend the Transarchitecture Symposium in lieu of a writer for Wired.

Johnny Walker invites me to the Playboy Mansion.

A magazine spread parodying the gun industry.

Some pieces from the VGG site:

Moon Landing Fakery?

Sexy beasts.


A ghastly idea.

I also am a writer for The Onion News Network. Honest, here's proof!