||Weak, average soda. No highs, but no lows.
||Hint of weak
||Oh God, what's the use?
||Tastes like a mixture of the other eleven.
||Don't put it out with a Dr. Soda, it'll spread!
||I'd drink this again.
||I think Kelli (our server) sprayed mosquito repellant in this.
||Dead mosquito brown.
||The sweet taste masks an evil, stabbing aftertaste, much like... I can't think of an analogy. My veins are so full of sugar it's hard to think.
||Definite mosquito-repellant smell
||Lake-bottom silt brown
||Very rounded, cherry-like, not too strong. 'Watery' mid-taste tastes like imperceptably teleported Dr. Pepper- Think the scene from "The Fly" with steak.