April 09, 2007

We're back!

We're back online! What do you mean, you didn't notice we were gone? Man, that hurts. Regardless of your interest in the matter, our website has moved to a new host, the database has been converted, and everything seems to be in general working order. Please report any problems in the comments, and enjoy your stay.

May 22, 2006

Ask Dr. Joe: constipation?

Ask Dr. Joe!

Dr. Joe-

Why do people get constipated? It's been happening a lot lately. What shuold I do? HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bad Breath

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May 18, 2006

New VGG Crap for you to Buy!

Li'l Stupid
The VGG Crappery has now been updated with, appropriately, a crapload of new products featuring the new VGG mascot, Li'l Stupid. Why not buy some crap?

May 13, 2006

Ask Dr. Joe: buy drugs from Canada?

Ask Dr. Joe!
Dear Dr. Joe, I have a very dangerous thyroid condition. Last week my prescription for prednisone ran out, but I can't afford to renew the prescription. My friends tell me I should use the internet to buy the drugs from Canada. What do you think?

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May 10, 2006

Nothing Happens for 5 Years

Nothing Happens to Comedy Group for 5 Years

Van Gogh-Goghs Unable to Explain Lack of News

LOS ANGELES, May 10, 2005 (VGG Bicoastal Press) - Van Gogh-Goghs and Van Gogh-Goghs watchers alike were stunned to learn that nothing newsworthy has happened to the Los Angeles-based sketch comedy group in five years. A quick check of the publicly accessible Van Gogh-Gogh News Archive ( clearly shows that the last news item is dated May 10, 2001.

The Van Gogh-Goghs instituted their news program in January of 1998 to reveal shocking evidence they had uncovered in the Monica Lewinsky scandal, which was later revealed to be poorly faked. From 1998 thru 2000, the group averaged 12.33 news items a year. Then, in 2001, all Van Gogh-Gogh news suddenly stopped dead after only the fourth release of that year (see graph, inset).

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Hey, I'm finally in McSweeney's!

So even though they ignored this about five years ago, the good people at McSweeney's finally relented, and I'm in! Via kind of a backdoor, as it was a contest, but screw it, I won.