| Name: |
Andrea |
| Use three gerunds to describe yourself: |
smiling, doorfing, flinging |
| Do you like piña coladas?: | Yes |
| And getting caught in the rain?: | No |
| Are you not into yoga?: | Yes |
| Do you have half a brain?: | Yes |
What do you look for in a T. Mike?: |
I want to go out and do retarded things. I hope that Mike T. is something like Boyd Rice in that research book "pranks" and we can harmlessly deface public property. but not in L.A. I want to go to a small town and slide through stores on our bellies for attention. Mike T. does not have bad breath. He better be sexy. But not vain like a rockstar. He should be arrogant though, like a man that knows everything. scratch that idea about going to a small town. I will meet you in L.A. Hey Mike did you ever see that movie "Colors Of Passion"? It is a porn that is loosely based on the life of Van Gogh. you will be masturbating to a hot french girl getting fucked by a sleazy parisian and then all of a sudden it cuts to this guy's bloody head wrapped in gauze (van gogh). It's neet and the girls are like hot vixens - not dumb poofy blondes.
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| How hot would you say you are?: | Hot |
| How big a bowl do you need for a haircut?: | Soup |
Describe your perfect date: |
oh, I did that already kind of when I was supposed to be talking about Mike T. My perfect date involves having a few drinks, and then something crazy. I like going to parties amd making everyone hump the floor like Micheal Jackson. I want to have lots of fun and have people around acting dumb. Basically that is my perfect date and if I get sex at the end then that is the ultimate. Also, I am constantly trying to pick up girls for hot threeways.
I got caught in the rain recently and actually it wasn't bad. On Yoga* I am taking it but hate everyone around the yoga place. I won't even go into it here, but I get really mad at people who think they are all spiritual and have shitty, exotic looking cheap shit around that is supposed to be like...magical.
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Where would you take T. Mike on this date: |
hm, a strip club, or maybe to some bad performance art so we can make fun of it all night. either that or a big party so if he has bad breath I can get away from him.
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| Is any special equipment required for the date you have in mind?: | Yes |
| If the VGGs weren't forking out the cash for this, who would pay for your date: | Go Dutch. |
| So, uh, do you have a sister?: | Why yes I do! |
| You do realize that we're not paying your way to LA if you do happen to win?: | Yes |
Anything else you'd like to add?: |
I'm not sure you SHOULD pick me. Well, okay, you should. I am 23 and hyper and cute. I like fun and sort of danger. not real danger. Actually I got jumped by a puerto rican guy with a knife last night! I got away though. You should pick me because I tell dirty jokes and like to grab titties. I am like a perverted old man in a hot 23 year old body. Ready to take the night! Ready for fun and pranks! I will not get offended by your jokes. Oh, wait do you smoke? I will probably want to smoke. Is that going to offend you? I smoke when I drink.
I am 5'9" and weigh about 130 pounds which means I am skinny. Want to see my photo? Oh, check out my web site at http://www.oystersatthey.com
there is a picture of me there.
I don't actually have a sister but my best friend is hot.
I know you are going to pick me, I can feel it.
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