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Win a Date Entry #18

Name: Andrea
Use three gerunds to describe yourself: smiling, doorfing, flinging
Do you like piña coladas?:Yes
And getting caught in the rain?:No
Are you not into yoga?:Yes
Do you have half a brain?:Yes

What do you look for in a T. Mike?:
I want to go out and do retarded things. I hope that Mike T. is something like Boyd Rice in that research book "pranks" and we can harmlessly deface public property. but not in L.A. I want to go to a small town and slide through stores on our bellies for attention. Mike T. does not have bad breath. He better be sexy. But not vain like a rockstar. He should be arrogant though, like a man that knows everything. scratch that idea about going to a small town. I will meet you in L.A. Hey Mike did you ever see that movie "Colors Of Passion"? It is a porn that is loosely based on the life of Van Gogh. you will be masturbating to a hot french girl getting fucked by a sleazy parisian and then all of a sudden it cuts to this guy's bloody head wrapped in gauze (van gogh). It's neet and the girls are like hot vixens - not dumb poofy blondes.
How hot would you say you are?:Hot
How big a bowl do you need for a haircut?:Soup

Describe your perfect date:
oh, I did that already kind of when I was supposed to be talking about Mike T. My perfect date involves having a few drinks, and then something crazy. I like going to parties amd making everyone hump the floor like Micheal Jackson. I want to have lots of fun and have people around acting dumb. Basically that is my perfect date and if I get sex at the end then that is the ultimate. Also, I am constantly trying to pick up girls for hot threeways.
I got caught in the rain recently and actually it wasn't bad. On Yoga* I am taking it but hate everyone around the yoga place. I won't even go into it here, but I get really mad at people who think they are all spiritual and have shitty, exotic looking cheap shit around that is supposed to be like...magical.

Where would you take T. Mike on this date:
hm, a strip club, or maybe to some bad performance art so we can make fun of it all night. either that or a big party so if he has bad breath I can get away from him.
Is any special equipment required for the date you have in mind?:Yes
If the VGGs weren't forking out the cash for this, who would pay for your date:Go Dutch.
So, uh, do you have a sister?:Why yes I do!
You do realize that we're not paying your way to LA if you do happen to win?:Yes

Anything else you'd like to add?:
    I'm not sure you SHOULD pick me. Well, okay, you should. I am 23 and hyper and cute. I like fun and sort of danger. not real danger. Actually I got jumped by a puerto rican guy with a knife last night! I got away though. You should pick me because I tell dirty jokes and like to grab titties. I am like a perverted old man in a hot 23 year old body. Ready to take the night! Ready for fun and pranks! I will not get offended by your jokes. Oh, wait do you smoke? I will probably want to smoke. Is that going to offend you? I smoke when I drink.
    I am 5'9" and weigh about 130 pounds which means I am skinny. Want to see my photo? Oh, check out my web site at http://www.oystersatthey.com
there is a picture of me there.
I don't actually have a sister but my best friend is hot.
I know you are going to pick me, I can feel it.

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