| Name: |
Megan |
| Use three gerunds to describe yourself: |
Melting, Heaving, Oaring |
| Do you like piña coladas?: | No |
| And getting caught in the rain?: | Yes |
| Are you not into yoga?: | Yes |
| Do you have half a brain?: | Yes |
What do you look for in a T. Mike?: |
1) Lean body mass. 2) Weak chin. 3) Must like sandwiches. 4) Ability to use "finger quoting" at wildly inappropriate times. 5) Ability to turn anything into lounge music, including cats and dogs 6) Ability to replace hubcaps on Megan's Jetta 7) Ability to replace Jetta with Landrover
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| How hot would you say you are?: | Super Hot |
| How big a bowl do you need for a haircut?: | T. Mike's Bowl |
Describe your perfect date: |
First, sandwiches made on the George Foreman Lean Mean Grill. Then, Nutter Butters poolside at the Avalon. After that, Target. Then Back to Megan's!!
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Where would you take T. Mike on this date: |
Straight to bed.
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| Is any special equipment required for the date you have in mind?: | Yes |
| If the VGGs weren't forking out the cash for this, who would pay for your date: | Dine and dash. |
| So, uh, do you have a sister?: | Why yes I do! |
| You do realize that we're not paying your way to LA if you do happen to win?: | Yes |
Anything else you'd like to add?: |
Megan makes beautiful icons. She loves sandwiches more than anything you've ever seen. Megan's hair does something different every day. She has no issues whatsoever. Megan loves clubs. Megan loves Ken dolls a lot. Megan likes Gumby. She smokes Camel Lights. She's a good artist but a terrible housepainter. She loves John Cusack and would be friends with Joan Cusack because she is a neat lady! Malcolm in the Middle is her new favorite show -- she wants to be Dewey. She likes chocolate. She once killed a weasel with a stick. She likes puppies. She teaches sweet little Jandi, a illustrator in our art department, how to curse in English. Megan loves the sound effect "Bing!" She loves "That 70's Show". She likes dogs in wheelchairs. She loves business trips if they're fun. If it sucks, she hates it. She's from Moline, Illinois, the home of John Deere. She went to college in De Kalb, Illinois, the home of barbed wire. She likes gas fireplaces. If she were a tree, she would be a eucalyptus.
She can pound 8 Oreos a minute and is not even fat.
JPEG of Megan to follow forthwith.
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