|Use three gerunds to describe yourself:
||arghhhhh, ohhhhhh, ahhhhhhh|
|Do you like piña coladas?:||Yes|
|And getting caught in the rain?:||No|
|Are you not into yoga?:||No|
|Do you have half a brain?:||Yes|
What do you look for in a T. Mike?:
very strong hands for to wash my shirts and pants|
dripping greasy hair (it make the wang exciting)
|How hot would you say you are?:||Really Hot|
|How big a bowl do you need for a haircut?:||Salad|
Describe your perfect date:
first, t. mike would come to my place for to wash my shirts and pants.
then, t. mike would clean the dust from between keys on keyboard. i hate that shit, man!
t. mike would then have to choose one of the following:
a) repair transmission and rear end on 1976 dodge monaco that is sitting in yard that akbar gave to me for holiday on my birthday when i became a man.
b) my sister like tire swings.
c) the salud shooter that i ordered from the nice black lady on the television has not yet arrived. t. mike need to go to postage center to find who stole salid shooter and cut off this persons hand. i will take either the hand or the saled shooter, t. mike choose.
Where would you take T. Mike on this date:
t. mike will provide his auto -or- may use 1976 dodge monaco after he has repaired it. either way, the keyboard dust must be removed. i hate that shit, man!
using 1976 dodge monaco, t. mike will deliver a, uhh....whor...uh...prost....a lady of the night for to pleasure me. t. mike must clean the lady after the show, then he may speak with her in person as he wishes. i don't care.
|Is any special equipment required for the date you have in mind?:||Yes|
|If the VGGs weren't forking out the cash for this, who would pay for your date:||T. Mike|
|So, uh, do you have a sister?:||Why yes I do!|
|You do realize that we're not paying your way to LA if you do happen to win?:||Yes|
Anything else you'd like to add?:
i am self made man. my 3 wives will tell you. akbar steel the young wife, so she remains in aginjabi. do you know aginjabi? aginjabi did win rose plant for very best water in province of rhakulu. but enough about the bitch wife.
i like the name "mike." i do not know the name "t" so i cannnot verify its important.
do not look at me in that way! food is hot, i must go.