Who likes crap? Aw, come on-- we ALL like crap. But there's never enough around, is there? And there's always that stupid money in the way, clogging up your lint filter, sticking in your teeth, choking your pets, face it-- it's a mess.
As usual, it's the Van Gogh-Goghs who come galloping up on our chrome mopeds to save your sorry ass. Yes, we have crap. Yes, we can take some of that filthy, filthy money away from you and put it somewhere where it'll never bother you again, like in the G-String of some hardworking transvestite dancer.
So come on! Buy some crap! We'll be adding even more crap soon! |
