Buying |
point value |
points accrued |
Each souvenir purchased1 |
1 |
|
The souvenir commemorates a state |
1 |
|
The state on the souvenir is not on the route |
1 |
|
Each souvenir sold |
2 |
|
Each VGG T-Shirt sold |
3 |
|
|
|
|
Dressing |
|
|
Wearing an article of someone else's clothing2 |
1 |
|
All the clothes worn are other people's |
1 |
|
All the clothes are all from the same person |
2 |
|
All the clothes have been worn before on the trip |
3 |
|
|
|
|
Driving |
|
|
Each 100 miles driven |
1 |
1 |
Each state driven in |
1 |
1 |
Moving violations while driving |
-1 |
|
Vehicle problems while driving |
-1 |
|
Being in first van across state line |
1 |
|
Being driver of the first van across state line |
3 |
|
|
|
|
Eating |
|
|
Each soda drunk in van |
1 |
4 |
Each serving-size of food eaten in van |
1 |
|
Each gross item eaten at group meal3 |
2 |
|
Paying for a meal for the entire group4 |
5 |
|
Wearing milkshakes like mittens in parking lot |
5 |
|
|
|
|
Gambling |
|
|
Each $100 won gambling5 |
1 |
|
Each $100 lost gambling6 |
-2 |
|
Receive a comp by Indian casino |
3 |
|
Find casino chip in Indian casino |
1 |
|
Any slot machine jackpot over $10 |
2 |
|
|
|
|
Intoxicating |
|
|
Each alcoholic drink imbibed |
1 |
|
Each serving of hallucinogenic fungus ingested |
1 |
|
Each day abstaining from drugs or alcohol |
5 |
10 |
Vomiting from over-indulging |
-2 |
|
|
|
|
Reading |
|
|
Each magazine read7 |
1 |
1 |
Each book read |
2 |
2 |
The book was over 400 pages |
1 |
|
The book was non-fiction |
1 |
|
Each 100 pages read of Uncle Miltie's Joke File |
5 |
|
|
|
|
Rest Stopping |
|
|
Wear a coat found at a rest stop |
1 |
|
Wear a shirt found at a rest stop |
2 |
|
Wear a sock found at a rest stop |
3 |
|
Wear a hat found at a rest stop |
4 |
|
Wear underwear found at a rest stop |
5 |
|
Wear the underwear on your head |
2 |
|
Requesting a rest stop for urinating |
-1 |
|
Requesting a rest stop for #2 |
-2 |
|
Last one ready at the rest stop |
-1 |
|
|
|
|
Rooming |
|
|
Living in the "less stinky" room8 |
1 |
1 |
First out of bed in the morning |
1 |
|
Last out of bed in the morning |
-1 |
-1 |
Farting loudly and yelling "Ohmigod! |
1 |
|
|
|
|
Self-Loving |
|
|
Masturbate |
1 |
|
Masturbate in the van |
2 |
|
Masturbate while others are in the van |
3 |
|
Masturbate while driving |
4 |
|
Catching someone masturbating |
5 |
|
Caught masturbating |
-5 |
|
|
|
|
Sleeping |
|
|
Each 100 miles slept in the van |
1 |
|
Each state totally slept through |
2 |
|
Waking others with your snoring |
-1 |
|
Waking others with your screaming |
-2 |
|
Waking others with your sobbing |
-3 |
|
|
|
|
Total Points |
|
17 |