The Van Gogh-Goghs don't understand much, but one thing they do understand is that audiences were born to wander. That's why they're so hard to pin down in a theater for a lousy hour or so to watch a show. So, to give our wandering audiences some purpose, the Van Gogh-Goghs have buried, scores of inches within the earth's crust, a marvellous treasure hutch. Now, citizens of Netsylvania: find the Hutch, using the poorly versed clues below:

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So go forth! Somewhere out there, your treasure awaits, getting moldier by the minute. As soon as anyone finds it, give us a call at the enclosed number or email our Treasure Hutch Hotline. Okay?

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