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The storied history of the Smart Ladder
T. Mike
Well, it's surely been a long time since we've updated this Smart Ladder, mainly because we're lazy lazy lazy. But now, it's a new, not-really-lazy day, so let's do it to it.

There's a new bottom rung here at vgg.com: Rob Terrell. Yep, because of the famed VGG "Everyone who is not here = Duh, I'm Stupid" corollary, Rob has plummeted to the bottom. That's what you get for frequent trips away from the boys, Mr. T.

As for the rest of us, the ranking is simple. Charles is top, because he typed this up. And the rest of us... uh, okay, it's a grab bag right now. But I tell ya now, we'll get to updating this more often, and then we'll know once and for all about who's smart and who's a ladder. Yep, we'll update it often again.

Wink, wink.

So remember kids, the next time someone tries to tell you this isn't the best of all possible worlds, whip your hand out of your pants and point at this week's Smart Ladder.

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