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The Van Gogh-Goghs' HypeMaker!

by Alan Benson

Thanks to some recent spectacular failures, you may think the bloom is off the Internet rose. Ah no! There's still plenty of suckers ... er, venture capitalists ... looking to throw money at new projects — the vaguer, the better! Why miss out? Go on! Take the plunge, apply your lips to the teat of the venture capital industry, and suck back a good slurp.

And while you're trying vainly to get that metaphor out of your mind, sit down with some dipshit VC types; whip out your new idea, product, growth on your body, or whatever; click the "Hype Me" button; and tell 'em you've developed:

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