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EyePokeulator Pro 3000

by Alan Benson

At some point in your life, some goof has probably told you that the heinous task facing you was "better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick." But is that really true? Compared to an audit or an hourlong episode of "Full House," a poke in the eye with a sharp stick doesn't really sound so bad.

That's why we created EyePokeulator Pro 3000, the Van Gogh-Goghs' exclusive poke-in-the-eye comparison tool. EyePokeulator Pro 3000 helps you determine conclusively if a poke in the eye with a sharp stick is better or worse than a certain task. Using a simple 1-10 scale, simply tell EyePokeulator Pro how long the task will take and the pain and annoyance it'll cause, and in mere moments you'll know whether to do the task or sharpen up a stick.

Try it out now! (Extensive testing shows that using EyePokeulator Pro is, indeed, better than a poke in the eye with a sharp stick.)

How long will it take to do?
Not all that long
Jeez, like forever

How annoyed are you that you have to do it?
Very very very

How much mental, physical, or financial pain will it cause?

Palm VII Users: You can check EyePokeulator Pro 3000 wirelessly from anywhere in the world with EyePokeulator Pro 3000 for Palm VII.

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