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Volgazpacho: As red as the blood that beats through a worker's heart, our tomatoey tribute to the great river is served as cold as a capitalist's heart. |
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Couscousus Mountains: Your proud proletariat heart will sing when you view the mighty piles of couscous marching proudly across your plate. On these mountains, we will defend Mother Russia! |
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Soviet Onion: A Ukraine-sized onion, sectioned and deep-fried and topped with the glory of the working classes. Served with beet-ranch dressing. |
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Czechoslawvodkia: Our finest Iron Curtain cabbage, shredded and soaked in rich, creamy vodka. Just like your babushka used to make! |
