Archive for the ‘Uncategorized’ Category

Onion News Network
July 29, 2011

Here’s some of my ideas that made it through the brutal Onion Comedy Processing Machine to become actual videos:

Van Gogh-Gogh Videos!
July 29, 2011

Other Boing Boing Posts…
July 29, 2011

Bioastronautics Data Book. It’s a good time. The Black Widow. The fastest VW Beetle this side of Herbie. And nonfictional. Bizzarre LA Driving School Mural. Thai Etan Trucks. Soon to be a book!

Virginia, The Blind Dog
July 29, 2011

This was a piece I wrote about my blind dog while guestblogging at Boing Boing.

Panexa™ (fake drug ad)
July 29, 2011

Panexa was originally written for Stay Free!, a wonderful zine edited by the great Carrie McLaren.

Defending my Brand
July 29, 2011

This should clear up any questions about any “Jason Torchinsky”s you may hear about.

Rocklopedia Fakebandica!
July 29, 2011

The Rocklopedia Fakebandica. By my pal and fellow VGGer T.Mike Childs. I did the illustrations and wrote bits here and there. Get a copy– it’s great!

Premenstrual tampons hoax article
July 29, 2011

Another fake product for Stay Free!

Illegal Art EULA doc
July 29, 2011

The Illegal Art show needed an end-user license agreement, so I wrote this one, in the pop-up window.

Undercover Scientology, for Matador Records.
July 29, 2011

I go undercover and get severely creeped out by a Scientologist.

Virtually Bearable
July 29, 2011

I attend the Transarchitecture Symposium in lieu of a writer for Wired.

True Gentleman Urinates on Dumpster
July 29, 2011

Johnny Walker invites me to the Playboy Mansion.

Gunmall, from Stay Free!
July 29, 2011

A magazine spread parodying the gun industry.

Selected Writings from the VGG site. Hot Damn!
July 29, 2011

Moon Landing Fakery? Sexy beasts. Techwatch! A ghastly idea.