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Here’s some of my ideas that made it through the brutal Onion Comedy Processing Machine to become actual videos:

Van Gogh-Gogh Videos!

Other Boing Boing Posts…

Bioastronautics Data Book. It’s a good time.

The Black Widow. The fastest VW Beetle this side of Herbie. And nonfictional.

Bizzarre LA Driving School Mural.

Thai Etan Trucks. Soon to be a book!

Virginia, The Blind Dog

This was a piece I wrote about my blind dog while guestblogging at Boing Boing.

Panexa™ (fake drug ad)

Panexa was originally written for Stay Free!, a wonderful zine edited by the great Carrie McLaren.

Defending my Brand

This should clear up any questions about any “Jason Torchinsky”s you may hear about.

Rocklopedia Fakebandica!

The Rocklopedia Fakebandica. By my pal and fellow VGGer T.Mike Childs. I did the illustrations and wrote bits here and there. Get a copy– it’s great!

Premenstrual tampons hoax article

Another fake product for Stay Free!

Illegal Art EULA doc

The Illegal Art show needed an end-user license agreement, so I wrote this one, in the pop-up window.

Undercover Scientology, for Matador Records.

I go undercover and get severely creeped out by a Scientologist.

Virtually Bearable

I attend the Transarchitecture Symposium in lieu of a writer for Wired.

True Gentleman Urinates on Dumpster

Johnny Walker
invites me to the Playboy Mansion.

Gunmall, from Stay Free!

A magazine spread parodying the gun industry.

Selected Writings from the VGG site. Hot Damn!

Moon Landing Fakery?

Sexy beasts.


A ghastly idea.