Here’s some of my ideas that made it through the brutal Onion Comedy Processing Machine to become actual videos:

Bioastronautics Data Book. It’s a good time.

The Black Widow. The fastest VW Beetle this side of Herbie. And nonfictional.

Bizzarre LA Driving School Mural.

Thai Etan Trucks. Soon to be a book!

This was a piece I wrote about my blind dog while guestblogging at Boing Boing.

Panexa was originally written for Stay Free!, a wonderful zine edited by the great Carrie McLaren.

This should clear up any questions about any “Jason Torchinsky”s you may hear about.

The Rocklopedia Fakebandica. By my pal and fellow VGGer T.Mike Childs. I did the illustrations and wrote bits here and there. Get a copy– it’s great!

Another fake product for Stay Free!

The Illegal Art show needed an end-user license agreement, so I wrote this one, in the pop-up window.

I go undercover and get severely creeped out by a Scientologist.

I attend the Transarchitecture Symposium in lieu of a writer for Wired.

Johnny Walker invites me to the Playboy Mansion.

A magazine spread parodying the gun industry.

Moon Landing Fakery?

Sexy beasts.

Techwatch!

A ghastly idea.