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by Jason Torchinsky

Ever get your palm read? Me neither. Why? because you just can't trust some sloppy, sweating, farting, salivating person to give you a truly accurate, impartial reading. Ideally, you'd only have your fortune told by a coldf, calculating machine. That's why we here at VGG Labs have finally perfected an entirely automated palm-reading device, one that you can use right from your own computer! Imagine the possibilities! Never be in the dark again. You can owe us one.

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