||Cherry cough syrup
||Bad. Cherry syrup taste. Too thick.
||...the evil head of the laboratory, Dr. Phizz, began the treatment. He opened the SODA toolbox- an array of...
||Fruity, loomy, smack me with a broomy, bouncy, bubbly, let's all go stubbly.
||Smells like the Spellman Ocean
||Dixie cup or Dixie Carter, I can't tell.
||I'm so weak and shaky right now, I can barely hold the cup. From what I tasted, though, it was kinda cough-syrupy.
||Like a Sucret. This is a fucking liquified Sucret.