||Fruity-laden and watery. Is this juice? Oh, and it's flat.
||I must pause this story to report how sweet and fruity this soda, Dr. Pepper, was.
||Flavorless in a weird kinky way.
||Smells like the 51st state of the USA
||Is there soda in my cup? I can't taste a thing.
||Eau de Robitussin
||You got your muriatic acid in my flat cherry soda!
||Like Toblerone soaked in rain water and marmalade
||Just like a dissolved cherry Tootsie Pop. In fact, I wager the factory is a 20 foot diameter pop in an acid bath.