||I can't smell anything anymore.
||Sweet, bland. Inoffensive like a celebrity circus TV special.
||...to her shocked parents, "and fuck your anti-soda agenda." Her mother fainted and her father went temporarily insane, grabbing...
||(illegible) Panda smells (illegible)
||Smells like the fifth Beatle
||This is as good as something I've had recently but the effects of all this soda has dimmed my memory.
||Lady Ms. Kier-esque
||the color of Jungle DJ Towa Tei's hair
||Inserts groove in my heart.
||Slightly floral. Posies? Tulips? Mulch?
||Tire water brown
||Luridly sweet- type of soda you'd find vended in some Amsterdam sex shop.