| VGG Name |
Bouquet |
Color |
Taste |
Rating |
| T. Mike |
I can't smell anything anymore. |
Brown |
Sweet, bland. Inoffensive like a celebrity circus TV special. |
5 |
| Rob |
Weak |
Brown |
...to her shocked parents, "and fuck your anti-soda agenda." Her mother fainted and her father went temporarily insane, grabbing... |
4 |
| Charles |
Prehensile(?) |
Nasal(?) |
(illegible) Panda smells (illegible) |
3 |
| Galen |
Smells like the fifth Beatle |
Brown |
This is as good as something I've had recently but the effects of all this soda has dimmed my memory. |
10 |
| Alan |
Lady Ms. Kier-esque |
the color of Jungle DJ Towa Tei's hair |
Inserts groove in my heart. |
6 |
| Jason |
Slightly floral. Posies? Tulips? Mulch? |
Tire water brown |
Luridly sweet- type of soda you'd find vended in some Amsterdam sex shop. |
5 |
