Dr. Sodas

Dr. Phizz

VGG Name Bouquet Color Taste Rating
T. Mike I can't smell anything anymore. Brown Sweet, bland. Inoffensive like a celebrity circus TV special. 5
Rob Weak Brown ...to her shocked parents, "and fuck your anti-soda agenda." Her mother fainted and her father went temporarily insane, grabbing... 4
Charles Prehensile(?) Nasal(?) (illegible) Panda smells (illegible) 3
Galen Smells like the fifth Beatle Brown This is as good as something I've had recently but the effects of all this soda has dimmed my memory. 10
Alan Lady Ms. Kier-esque the color of Jungle DJ Towa Tei's hair Inserts groove in my heart. 6
Jason Slightly floral. Posies? Tulips? Mulch? Tire water brown Luridly sweet- type of soda you'd find vended in some Amsterdam sex shop. 5

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