| VGG Name |
Bouquet |
Color |
Taste |
Rating |
| T. Mike |
None |
Brown |
A bit creamy, otherwise merely okay. |
5.0 |
| Rob |
Weak |
Brown |
...should use your Christian name," they said. But Lydia, hopped on sugar and caffeine went nuts. "Fuck my Christian name!" she said. |
4 |
| Charles |
fresh |
new |
Inventive. This is the soda we all grew up on. |
10 |
| Galen |
Smells like the air on Mars |
Brown |
Pretty plow brothers sowing claps and herring bone |
8 |
| Alan |
Smells like Jason's finger... hey get that out of there! |
coconut shell |
Oh my God, this one is actually kind of good. How about that. |
8 |
| Jason |
Smells like a hygiene product |
filthy taillight |
Tastes soapy- I bet this would take mildew off my shower. |
2 |
