||A bit creamy, otherwise merely okay.
||...should use your Christian name," they said. But Lydia, hopped on sugar and caffeine went nuts. "Fuck my Christian name!" she said.
||Inventive. This is the soda we all grew up on.
||Smells like the air on Mars
||Pretty plow brothers sowing claps and herring bone
||Smells like Jason's finger... hey get that out of there!
||Oh my God, this one is actually kind of good. How about that.
||Smells like a hygiene product
||Tastes soapy- I bet this would take mildew off my shower.