||Way fruity, way sweet. A kid's doctor soda.
||Once upon a time there was a little girl who loved her soda.
||oil... Texas tea
||A dark, brooding beverage, one that will talk about you behind your back.
||Smells like Big Foot
||Did the Post people make Dr. Fruity Pebbles?
||Nope. Nothin' there.
||Too sweet. Too damn sweet. I don't like it. Not one bit. It's up to something.
||Like Rosemary and Diesel
||Oddly sweet. Intense initial sweet taste makes a good first impression, then it lets you down, like that security guard at the Olympics and that bomb scare.