||Strong up front, slowy fades. Good carbonation and mix of flavors.
||Makes me want to puke, but that could be from the previous 48 ounces of lousy soda.
||brown brown brown
||Flat. I bet it's a natural soda.
||Smells like my Dad's year in the Doomsday cult
||Can they liquify cotton candy, dye it brown and give it fizz? The circus is in town.
||A tough, acidic smell that begs to be forgotten
||leaves that are burning
||Makes me cringe, squint and wince. Ouch. Soda shouldn't hurt.
||Dissolved cough drops in kerosene
||Hedgehog's ass brown
||My bladder feels like it's going to rupture. Flat, yet loud and medicinal- probably surplus cough syrup and prune squeezins