||Unpleasant. Smoky, skunky. Tastes a bit like a fire smoldering. Some tang (the adjective, not the beverage).
||Like I care.
||Creamyish, nice flow, drinkable. What a way to drink number 16!
||Smells like the Easter Bunny
||Can you make a Dr. soda from the run off of a Fruit Loop factory?
||mulch (extra grass clippings)
||Red skittles dissolved in marshmallow fluff. Ok, skittles probably wouldn't dissolve in fluff, but it's a useful analogy. So sue me.
||Field of snozberries in August
||Full and sweet, interplay of fruity flavors- like dancing fireflies (fizz short lived, (illegible)