August 08, 2006

World's Worst Onesies

What kind of monster would put these onesies on their baby? How much would a monster like that be willing to pay for something like this? What if we included free shipping?


August 06, 2006

Right & Wrong

I don't know who's responsible, but I want to give everyone out there doing the Lord's work of vandalizing billboards and other advertisements a little reminder. There is a right way and a wrong way to do your job. Let's be a little more careful out there. Focus!


July 27, 2006

What kind of shit are YOU full of? The Fecal Zodiac lets you know!

The ancient art of fecomancy can help you determine your personality type and how to live your life. Your fate is not ruled by the stars! The stars above are too far away and dim to exert any influence on you; common sense tells us that. No, your fate is ruled by something much closer, maybe even in your colon right now!

Use this handy chart to determine YOUR fecotype now! (click to download a nice, printable PDF)